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儿童不宜听的故事

Post by SamuelTanSY on Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:07 am

小的时候,我常拉着四叔给我讲故事。
四叔虽然没有什么文化,可他讲的故事和天上的星星一样多,怎么也说不完,他肚子里故事啊全是村子里的人讲给他听的。
有一天,我拉着四叔要他讲故事给我听。他却给我开了个天大的玩笑,现在想来非常的好笑。要不是我有记日记的习惯,恐怕这个故事早给我忘了。

他说啊:从前,我们村子里有一个单身汗,叫朱活宝,都四十好几的人了,还没有找到老婆。因为他太懒了,什么事情都不想做,爹娘也没有办法他。
他舅舅看不下去了说:“活宝,你娘老子老了还靠你养老送终,你这个样子下去连自己都养不下去,你说该怎么办?”
朱活宝到也不慌不忙地说:“我自有办法,你少操那个心。”

朱活宝还真的听了舅舅的话,他想到了到河里打鱼来解决家里的困境。
他一连几天也没打到什么大鱼,尽是些小鱼小虾,根本解决不了问题。他低着头唉声叹气地走在回家的路上,突然路边上穿出一条狗把他吓了一跳。他恼怒地用鱼网一罩把狗罩住,他看了看左右没有人。寻思这不是送上门的野味吗?他找了块石头准备把狗砸死。

狗看着他,突然说了句:“你放了我吧,我会好好报答你的。”
天哪!这狗会说话,准是条神狗。朱活宝一下子有了希望说:“你想报答我,是真的吗?要是你能满足我三个愿望我就放了你。”
狗说:“好!我满足你三个愿望。你说吧。”

朱活宝想到了自己的破房子,不遮风不遮雨的。说:“我想要一座又大又宽的房子。”
“你看,你的房子就在村子口。”
朱活宝抬头朝村子看去,一座又高又大的房子耸立在村子口。他高兴的不得了,接着说:“我还想要个漂亮的老婆,这是我的第二个愿望,你能满足我吗?”
“可以,她已经在村子口向你招手呢。不信你朝村子口看一下。”

朱活宝朝村子口看去,一个漂亮姑娘正向他找手。朱活宝兴奋地说:“我有老婆了,我有老婆了。”
他的话还没有说完,却想到了一件事。心想我都四十好几了,结婚的事他一点都不懂。人都说骚狗骚狗的,我要是我能象狗那么骚就好了。于是他对狗说:“我想有一个和你一样的东西。”
狗看着朱活宝说:“这个我可不能满足你,我满足你你会恨我的。”

朱活宝说:“你答应满足我三个愿望的,你想反悔吗?当心我砸死你。”
狗很害怕的样子说:“好吧!我满足你,你现在放了我吧!快去和你的美人洞房花烛吧。”
朱活宝放了网中的狗,朝那座又高又大的房子奔去。
突然他感觉有点不对,伸手摸了摸他的下面。
急了。
“你***母狗,快把我变回来......"
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Post by xXMichiyoXx on Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:15 am

haha XD!!! Too Fuuuuunnnnnnnnyyyyy!!! Laugh until stomach pain!!!

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Post by SamuelTanSY on Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:16 am

Sure got many ~~~
Wakaka!
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Post by xXMichiyoXx on Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:19 am

Post more!! I wan to see it!!
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Post by SamuelTanSY on Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:23 am

2morrow liao...
Wanna sleep dy lor~~
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Post by xXMichiyoXx on Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:25 am

Okie la!! But promised to post ARHH!!

And REMEMBER to think of HM in ur sleeping dream!! HAHA XD!!
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Post by Sun Zie on Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:06 am

I don't reali undertand this.. Question
The ending?
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Post by xXMichiyoXx on Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:17 pm

Sun Zie wrote:I don't reali undertand this.. Question
The ending?

The ending is... the boy change to girl!!
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Post by Sun Zie on Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:04 pm

oh, lols.
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Post by xXMichiyoXx on Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:03 pm

Sun Zie wrote:oh, lols.

yaya!! Like SY change to girl!! Hohohoh XD
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Post by 天生蠢才 on Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:07 pm

i thot SY is a girl
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Post by xXMichiyoXx on Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:01 pm

Ya, before he change to girl... he is boy..
But dunno what reason he change to girl!!!
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Post by Sun Zie on Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:34 pm

coz no gal want him!!


*Jk`
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Post by ☆永恒の幻想★祝 on Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:15 pm

Sun Zie wrote:coz no gal want him!!


*Jk`
No la dun say like tis la
gt gal wan d la
sure~~
all gal wan him
to die ==
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Post by Sun Zie on Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:55 pm

lols. Mayb not all~
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